March 26th, 2009 | 
Author: “Mama Winger’s Bumper Stickers May be Hazardous to Your Criminal Record”
…… particularly if you drive a car in the State of Missouri:
http://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/election/911
“A recent report issued through the Missouri State Highway Patrol is stirring alarm among citizens and some elected officials that Christians, political conservatives, and opponents of unconstitutional government action are being targeted for intimidation and harassment — or worse. The drafters of the report clearly are attempting to create in the minds of law-enforcement personnel an association between violent “right-wing extremists” and the millions of law-abiding Americans who oppose gun control, the United Nations, the Federal Reserve System, the income tax, illegal immigration, and abortion.”
It appears that the Government now thinks that you and I are mighty suspicious characters, simply because we prefer Life to death, Liberty to chains , and the Rule of Law to unconstitutional power grabs.
Apparently, George Washington himself would have raised suspicions if he had been a resident of the State of Missouri today. Here are some of his quotes, which had they been made into bumper stickers, would surely have landed him on an Enemy of the State list somewhere:
“Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master.”
“Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are the peoples’ liberty’s teeth.”
“It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible.”
“If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.”
Uh-oh. All this talk of individual liberty, faith in God, resisting government tyranny, even the (gasp) mention of guns! Old George was clearly a dangerous and un-American man.
Anyway, for obvious reasons you do NOT want to purchase bumper stickers like this:
http://www.zazzle.com/question_o_thority_bumper_sticker-128745728026446648
or this:
http://www.zazzle.com/human_rights_bumper_sticker-128601972556316801
or particularly THIS:
http://www.zazzle.com/gadsden_flag_2nd_amendment_bumper_sticker-128579384314321419
……. if you plan on taking a family trip through Missouri this summer. Big Brother is watching, and he thinks you look like trouble.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
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